Klein Almost Loses His Car (Again) & Jake Loses His Sh*t (FULL SHOW 3/23)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

Klein got pulled over by CHP with no license, registration, or proof of insurance. Did it end better than Ally's cop saga from earlier this month? Spoiler, he was almost left stranded on the side of the freeway with no car and three kids decked out in softball gear. Later in the show, Jake the Nerd completely loses it after the show turns down a Maynard James Keenan interview. Are you team Jake? Hear his argument and how it all unfolded. We also listened to the newly released Justin Timberlake DWI footage, debated who's the most/least angry person on the show, Ally shares an awkward massage story, and March Badness returns with a bracket for the absolute worst robots.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right, $5.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah, make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.0	Guan Nan'Ali.
0:32.6	Are you ready?
0:35.4	Hello, Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:38.3	Clining Allie, it's just okay.
0:41.3	Do do do, do.
0:42.3	This don't like things about you too much.
0:45.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:47.3	Whoa, sweet David State, did you see that?
0:50.3	Leave a Cline Alley show.
0:51.3	Let's get the still shouted.
0:53.3	The show started. The show started.
0:56.0	The show started.
0:57.0	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:00.0	Three, two, one.
1:03.0	And here we go.
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