New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. Da-da-da. Good to be back together again here at K. Rock. Apologies, not in on Friday. I had to have trouble to the East Coast with family, but apparently shows went great without me.

Ellie and Vanessa, it's better without Klein.

Only on Fridays.

So there you have it.

That's not true.

Typical Friday, Klein's not here, but I was, as annoying as it was, and flying sucks these days, as you know, for so many different reasons.

At least the airline that I was on did not decide to shut down shut down and cancel all flights in fact

in fact i think that now airlines are kind of basking in the glory of the fact that now is a great

opportunity to start stockpiling all of the former spirit people because they're being super friendly

and for the first time

ever and i've flown with my kids a few times when we were getting on the plane yesterday the pilot

stood up stopped us and said come on girls i'm going to give you a tour of the cockpit which i

didn't think that they did that anymore i thought they kind of stopped doing that do you think He was a perv. Definitely. Oh, okay. He closed the door and he said, before you go wait in my seat. They've never been the same. No, but I don't, it was at a point where brought them into the cockpit, let them sit in the pilot seats, and then basically said to them, you can hit any of the buttons you want to hit

they put on the headset too put on the headset oh cool but omar as someone who's about to fly on this plane

was it on who's already a nervous flyer i was thinking to myself why is he going to let them hit any

there's a there are so many buttons yeah exactly so many buttons when you say to a kid hit any? And there's a really so many buttons. There's so many buttons. When you say to a kid hit all the buttons, there's no way he can undo what they, I'm literally watching them. Lever's up down, button, button push, button, one of my kids kicking them with her foot, other buttons, and I go, oh well, let's all come down with the, and I go, is this guy, like, where, because we're

about to take off.

Maybe there's a button that's like an undo button?

Yes.

No way.

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