Klein's Breakfast for Dinner

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	$5.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.5	Say, Rockline Alley's show.
0:32.8	Here's the tease.
0:33.5	We told you earlier we'll help you live forever with a brand-new old people's secret.
0:36.3	Here's what the old person will sound like that will help you live forever later this morning so get ready
0:42.9	what is that a gremlin no that is an old person uh i'm not gonna love to do this one not gonna tell you how old they are turning but they clearly will have
0:50.4	seven thousand so we had to go all the way to the
0:56.0	center of earth to find this old person, but we did
0:58.1	find one, and we will bring this to you
1:00.0	later this morning. It'll help you live
1:01.9	forever. It's my
1:03.8	good time. Victory.
1:05.9	So get out your poncho.
1:08.0	Get out your poncho and be ready to
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