Pit Stops, A-Hole Good Samaritans & Alge-BRUH (FULL SHOW 3/2)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 107 minutes

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It's the first heat wave of 2026, which means Jake took to the streets for his first round of Pit Stops, smelling people's armpits with his new Meta Glasses. He smelled the pits of a giant man who just got off a boat and an exotic dancer named "La." We complained about good-gooders in Don't Be A Dick: Good Samaritans, shining a spotlight on people who hold the door open when you're really far away and people who over-post their good deeds. Vanessa told us a story about being upsold at a nail salon, Ally shared her concerns about her own parenting when her kid showed up with a girl's helmet to his first t-ball game, and Johnny got an 'impossible' math question during Johnny Doesn't Know. Shoutout Brian! Also, share your terrifying ski stories with Vanessa. We're gearing up for our trip to Colorado later this week and she plans to rawdog her first ski experience with zero training!

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport
0:22.0	is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter
0:27.8	dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. Hey, what's going on, Granin Alley? Are you ready?
0:36.0	Hello, Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:39.3	Clining Allie, it's just okay.
0:43.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.3	The Cline and Allie Show, that's what you are.
0:52.4	Unforgettable, that's what you are
0:57.2	oh sweet David steak did you see that
0:59.7	beep a manly show
1:01.3	let's get the still shouted
1:03.1	the show started
1:05.1	the show started
1:07.0	we are live in Los Angeles
1:09.0	three two one and here we go We are live in Los Angeles. Three, two, one!
1:12.6	And here we go.
1:16.6	It is what it is!
1:18.6	Sometimes I need a good reason to get out of bed.
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