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🗓️ 28 May 2023
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This week Alex gives a deposition on attending Kirk Cameron's Christian Storytime Hour at the Seattle Public Library, learning about diverse, pluralistic utopian anthropomorphic (capitalist?) animal societies with free housing, communal parenting, and varying types of intelligences
Also: more Target derangement including an epic dis track about washing the the aisles with the blood of christ
and Newsmax commenters share their extremely proportional responses to the "Transget" pride collection.
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0:00.0 | This one's called Death Chat 500. |
0:02.0 | This one's called Death Chat 500. Kevin uses his trunk to shoot water as like a propulsion system. |
0:39.3 | And they end up catching up with everybody and getting in second place. |
0:45.3 | That's good job. |
0:48.3 | That's pretty underwhelming. |
0:49.3 | So the lesson I'm getting here is it's, it's actually good and cool for people with different |
0:58.0 | anatomy to compete together and use that, use that anatomy to their benefit actually, because |
1:04.6 | everybody's different. And, you know, sometimes what you thought might have been a liability or |
1:09.3 | something shameful is actually something to be |
1:11.4 | proud of and something that can help you out. Yeah, a trunk's kind of a bad thing to lean on too |
1:16.9 | for that metaphor. So it has it has like nothing to do with trans competition, trans swimmers or |
1:25.4 | anything. It's about pride. |
1:28.9 | It's the pun for pride being the sin. |
1:34.0 | And like his message at the end of this was like, |
1:36.8 | now don't you see why it's so bad, |
1:39.5 | why pride is so bad? |
1:42.0 | And listen to your parents when they tell you that pride isn't a good thing, |
1:46.8 | right everybody? |
1:48.2 | Oh my God. |
1:49.6 | I didn't even, yeah, because I'm thinking here like, you know, like Jake just said, this seems like, |
1:54.2 | this is wholesome. |
1:54.8 | This is like a good thing. |
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