Governor Ron DeSantis literally broke something the worlds greatest engineer built. (twitter) (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

This week we learn about the systematic destruction of redheads in media while looking at the comments on a preview of the new Scorsese movie

and Ron DeSantis finally (?) announces his presidential campaign on Twitter Spaces with Elon where the feature crashes several times but only because of how PWSOME the Governor is

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll
0:22.3	show you exactly what you're showing exactly what it looks like on.
0:31.4	All there in Barclothold. Stay tuned.
0:34.9	All right, I'm Alexander Edward.
0:37.2	And I'm Tony Boswell. And we and we are minion death cult the world is ending
0:41.1	the anti redhead agenda is responsible we're documenting it that's right we're doing another south park
0:49.1	episode today we are talking about the one where they do ginger genocide or i don't know i'm just kidding i think south
0:56.3	park though like it's kind of hard if you're uh if you're a pro redhead um eugenicist
1:03.0	eugenicist like if you think that like we need to secure a feet a future for our redheaded children or
1:08.4	whatever man you got to you got to have like really been
1:12.8	disappointed in south park yeah that must have been a bummer uh because i think because i think
1:19.8	that just that just confirms what you already like think people think about you like you're like
1:24.1	no one cares about me like i'm i'm special and i'm uh people tease me
1:28.9	sometimes about this more than that i'm fetishized for it and then south car south park
1:35.3	's gonna come along and like make fun of me for it that's not that you're supposed to make fun of
1:39.6	people i make fun of not me you would think those guys would have your back, you know?
1:45.5	As, like, weirdo libertarians, you'd think, yeah, they would have a thing for redheads for some reason.
1:52.8	But no, yeah, they, no, they went woke.
1:55.2	Turns out they went back in time to go woke for that episode where Gingerers have no souls no we're not talking about
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