Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Story Break, the Writers Room Podcast, where three Hollywood professionals, and sometimes four,

have an hour to turn a simple idea into a pitch for an awesome movie.

I'm Freddie, I screwed up on the recording recordings and we're doing this first part again.

I'm King Will Will Will. Lord of the screenwriters. I'm very happy because the first time we did this I couldn't come up with a joke.

Now everyone will think you're funny.

I'm Matt Arnold. I'm the opposite of Will. I have nothing to say now where I was really

funny the first time. Sorry you all missed it and we're joined today by a special

guest hello my name is Ashley Birch I won't make will read my Wikipedia I will dig

deep and say things that I've done in my life. I'm a voice actor or a writer and I've known the how long have I known you guys now?

42 years.

Many lifetimes. I don't know.

But also, four or five years.

But also, we should know the only one in the room who's won an Emmy and has been nominated for

a BAFTA.

So like accolades all around.

Real.

Where do you guys keep the Emmy?

In our guest bathroom.

The best place of Peep-

Yes.

So you have to look at my accomplishment as you shit.

That's great.

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