Kink Gone Wrong (w/ Jonathan Van Ness)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 27 October 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Hairstylist and icon Jonathan Van Ness (Queer Eye) shares with Nicole an unforgettable and horrifying story about his first foray into the kink of watersports, what it was like to have his wedding over Zoom, and consults Nicole on her Instagram page, offering savvy tips on how to up her dating game on the app.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me. |
| 0:27.0 | A podcast for me, Nicole Buyers, just exploring love and relationships because, you know, after a bunch of episodes, still can't figure out why I'm single. |
| 0:34.0 | My guest today is a hairstylist, television host, podcaster, and New York Times best-selling author. |
| 0:42.0 | They are one of the stars of the Emmy award-winning show Queer Eye and the host of Getting Curious with Jonathan Van Ness. |
| 0:50.0 | You better believe we have Jonathan Van Ness! |
| 0:57.0 | Hi! |
| 0:58.0 | That was the best intro I've ever had, but also, wouldn't that have been hilarious if you had been, like, host of Getting Curious with Jonathan Van Ness. |
| 1:04.0 | You better believe we have, like, some totally other person. |
| 1:08.0 | Like, I had an intrusive thought that that's what you said. |
| 1:10.0 | Like, I don't know, that's not funny. |
| 1:13.0 | But I love you, and I'm here, and I love you so much, I can't stand it. |
| 1:16.0 | How are you and me? |
| 1:17.0 | I'm good, how are you? |
| 1:19.0 | How are things? |
| 1:21.0 | You know, they are thinking. |
| 1:25.0 | They are thinking right along that things continue to develop. |
| 1:31.0 | Yes. |
| 1:32.0 | One day after another. |
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