King Penagor Has Live Show News

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🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Tickets for our upcoming live show on Saturday 6th September 2025 at 2pm at Kings Place in London. IN-HALL TICKETS: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-4/ STREAMING TICKETS: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-online-streaming/

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0:00.0	Hello, this is King Penegore of the Lowland Folk.
0:10.3	Yes, I know, I rang you.
0:12.0	Oh, right.
0:13.1	Yes, I was wondering, I'm free on the afternoon of the 6th of September 2025.
0:20.3	I'm going to be in the London area.
0:22.1	And I wondered if you had any recommendations of things I might be able to do with my time.
0:26.3	Well, I for one, shall be doing battle with the crow men of the white peaks of the quartz
0:31.8	mountain.
0:33.1	And, by God, should our alliance hold, I shall have the assistance of the fish wraiths of the southern depths. Right. So you're busy, but I mean, that's not what I was asking. I'm, I'm Atalus-Ean, so I was wondering if you, I mean, I'm not going to join you taking on the crow man. I don't think it'd be much use. So do you have any ideas of what I could do? Your assistance is not required. Yeah, no, that's good.
0:54.8	But if I were in your shoes, I might visit King's Place near King's Cross and see the Beef and Dairy Network
1:03.1	podcast live at London Podcast Festival 2025.
1:08.5	Ah, that's not a bad idea.
1:10.6	And King's Place is the name of the venue. Is that because
1:12.5	that's a place you own? It is but one of my domains. Well, that sounds really good. So, yeah,
1:17.7	I guess I will go to that. 2pm, Saturday, the 6th of September. Are you sure you don't want to
1:23.1	come with me? Would that I could, but I have sworn an oath to the Jade Princess,
1:27.3	that I shall personally
1:28.8	avenge the death of her cousin, Norman. Well, right. And, um, if I know you, King Penigour,
1:36.2	your intentions when it comes to the Jade Princess are not necessarily a hundred percent, uh,
1:40.3	honorable. I must confess she does stir a fire in my trouser part that wouldst shame the sun. Gosh. Well, um, yeah, well, I hope she's impressed by you killing all those crow men. I shall not rest until I have severed a thousand crow necks. Yes, good. Well, maybe there'll be another way of you catching the show. I don't know if they're streaming it, perhaps. Yes, I have heard that it is being live streamed. Perhaps I shall
2:05.2	stream it on my mobile device while I lay waste to the feathery hides of Craven Crowmen.
2:12.1	Or I believe you can watch it later online if you have a streaming ticket. So maybe what I'll do is I'll buy a
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