The Beef and Dairy Network podcast is brought to you by the Victory Sausage,

the limited edition commemorative sausage from Mitchells.

If it's not Mitchells, get back in the truck.

For the first time since VJ Day in 1945,

Mitchells has released a victory sausage,

this time to mark the end of the Jacobinus Ass syndrome pandemic, a disease for which

we will never truly know the cause. Made using ground quail penis and mulched public safety

pamphlets and suitable for both cattle and humans, this sausage is the perfect way to celebrate

with your herd. Every order of 100 victory sausages or more receives a free pheasant.

Simply use the code, what could go wrong?

Hello and welcome to the Beef and Dairy Network podcast, the number one podcast for those involved,

or just interested, in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.

The Beef and Dairy Network podcast is the podcast companion to the Beef and Dairy Network website,

as well as the printed magazine, brought to you by the Mitchell's Victory sausage.

And of course, the creation of that victory sausage can mean only one thing, an end to the Jacobinus Arse Syndrome pandemic. The disease, also known as closed-Arst syndrome, which is estimated to have

killed over 200 million cattle worldwide and forced many farmers to try and diversify by pulling

tourists around on an inflatable tire across Greece tarpaulin has finally been vanquished,

thanks to the discovery in the USA of a procedure which can be carried out

on cows that prevents the anus closing in the event of an infection. You have no doubt been

part of the celebrations wherever it is you live, celebrations the likes of which haven't been

seen since the end of World War II. And just like at the end of World War II, I kissed a sailor.

Anyway, we ask network members

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