The sun is set. The stars shine in the sky.

The night air is tinged with anticipation, and it is time to meet the Continental.

From here on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved.

No blackjack, no dope deals, no nothing.

Guys, I'm meeting drunk and watching walking.

You better come out and stop me. You better come out and stop me.

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Fu Cinema.

Who were these guys? Welcome, Junkion's to a royally violent episode of junk food cinema brought to you by film school

rejects.com. Dot com. From now on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved.

A nickel bag of Funnions gets sold in the park.

I want in.

This is the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good.

It just has to be fattening.

I'm your host, Brian Salsbray.

I'm joined as per usual by my friend and co-host, my partner in crime.

He is a novelist.

He is a screenwriter. A lieutenant of

Megaforce. He's a fucking glitter boy.

He's looking to get sprayed, laid, and played

Mr. C. Robert Cargill.

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