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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Kindly Style Sea Steak with Mary Holland

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Mary Holland joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man with brain implant asks for beer as first words, using the dishwasher to make a steak and a sea serpent chases vessel in kindly style!

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0:00.0

This is exactly right.

0:06.2

Scott, are you ready?

0:07.7

Kurti B.O. I'm so ready. I'm ready to just laugh and laugh and laugh.

0:12.9

I was hoping you'd say that. Paralyzed man communicates first words in month using brain implant, quote, I want a beer.

0:22.3

Okay, all right.

0:24.1

I can relate to this so, so heavily.

0:27.9

Bottoms up, it's a brand new episode of Bananas.

0:33.3

If I said something that put your world on its head, would you believe me?

0:42.3

If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces, would you believe me?

0:50.3

Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana.

0:54.5

Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana, hey.

0:59.1

Guys, gals, non-binary pals, welcome to bananas.

1:02.5

I'm Kurt Brown-Oller.

1:03.6

I am Banana Boy, number two.

1:05.3

Thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was.

1:08.7

Kurt, I want to dedicate this episode to Kenya,

1:12.1

to the nation of Kenya. I'm ready to dedicate to Kenya. And I'm sure we have listeners that are

1:18.0

at least of Kenyan descent. If not in Kenya listening, that would be fantastic, but we'll take

1:23.4

you wherever we can get you over the weekend yesterday actually i went and saw international rugby

1:29.2

tournament with john gabris who's a friend of our guest also and uh kenya did not win uh men's or

1:36.8

women's but they placed like top five but they celebrated the entire day like they won the whole thing. We went, sat with them. We were

1:46.7

drinking Tusker beers. By the end of it, I'm like, I'm the most pro-Kenia guy in the world.

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