Big Gord and the Stranded Man
Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler
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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2025
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Kurt and Scotty talk about a stranded man lifted from Mt Fuji and then rescued again when he returned to get his phone, Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant has 500 cat figurines stolen, fart spray causes chaos at carnival and Japan invents chilled drinkable mayo!
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| 0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
| 0:06.3 | Scotty. |
| 0:07.7 | Kurtie B. |
| 0:08.9 | You ready for it? |
| 0:10.8 | I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laughed. |
| 0:13.3 | Stranded man airlifted from Mount Fuji, |
| 0:16.4 | then rescued again days later after he returned to get his phone. |
| 0:22.0 | Okay. |
| 0:24.1 | Well, it's about the little things in life. |
| 0:28.3 | It's what matters most. |
| 0:29.4 | Risking your own life for a phone feels very 2025, and it certainly feels very bananas. |
| 0:36.5 | If I said something that you'd your world on its head... and it certainly feels very bananas. Would you believe me? Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. |
| 0:57.7 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. |
| 1:01.8 | Guys, gals, non-binary paths, welcome to bananas. |
| 1:05.8 | Sitting across from me is my esteemed colleague, Scotty Landis. You know, I've never written the words esteemed colleague Scotty Landis. |
| 1:11.7 | You know, I've never written the words esteemed colleague before, but hearing you say it |
| 1:16.3 | as my esteemed colleague, it's very satisfying to hear. |
| 1:20.0 | That is the one and only Kurt, Kirby, Brown-Oller. |
| 1:25.9 | And I had a real Sophie's choice last week. |
| 1:28.7 | I was offered tickets to go see ACDC with our good friend, frequent guest, Albertina Risa, |
| 1:36.5 | had two tickets at the Rose Bowl. |
| 1:39.7 | But I also had already been asked by Laurel Bristow to go to the Magic Castle and I had gotten tickets. |
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