Kind Words Work Wonders | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2024
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.7 | Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:07.3 | We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor filled. |
| 0:13.1 | God bless you today and enjoy the message. |
| 0:15.4 | God bless you. |
| 0:16.7 | It's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, our YouTube channel, social media. |
| 0:25.3 | We'll keep you encouraged and inspired. |
| 0:28.1 | I'd like to start with something funny, and I heard about this burglar that broke into a house one night. |
| 0:33.8 | And just as he was stealing the stereo, he heard a voice saying, Jesus is watching you. |
| 0:39.3 | He froze in his tracks, shined his flashlight in the corner, and saw a parrot. |
| 0:44.1 | He said, did you say that to me? |
| 0:45.9 | The parrot said, yes, I'm just trying to warn you. |
| 0:48.8 | The burglar said, warn me. |
| 0:50.6 | What are you talking about? |
| 0:51.6 | Who are you? |
| 0:52.7 | The parrot said, my name is Moses. The burglar laughed. |
| 0:56.7 | Said, what kind of crazy people would name a parrot Moses? The parent said the same kind of people |
| 1:02.5 | that would name a 150-pound Rockweiler, Jesus. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. |
| 1:12.6 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:14.4 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:16.5 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:19.3 | Today I will be taught the Word of God. |
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