From Patient To Physician | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2024
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:07.3 | We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor filled. |
| 0:13.1 | God bless you today and enjoy the message. |
| 0:15.5 | Well, God bless you. Thanks for letting us come into your homes. And if you're ever in our area, |
| 0:20.6 | please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:23.6 | I promise you, we'll make it feel right at home. |
| 0:26.8 | I like to start with something funny. |
| 0:28.4 | And I heard about this group of elderly ladies. |
| 0:31.1 | We're way up in their 80s. |
| 0:32.9 | They were driving down the freeway together when they were pulled over by a policeman. |
| 0:37.7 | The officer said to the driver, ma'am, do you realize you're only going 35 miles an hour? |
| 0:43.4 | She said, yes, officer, I realize that. |
| 0:46.0 | He said, well, why are you going so slow? |
| 0:48.2 | She said, because that's what the sign said. |
| 0:50.7 | He kind of laughed and said, no, ma'am, that's the number of the freeway. |
| 0:55.7 | This is Highway 35. |
| 1:00.7 | And by the way, why do these other passengers look so terrified? She smiled and said, |
| 1:09.7 | because we just got off Highway 95. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. |
| 1:11.5 | I have what it says I have. I have what it says I have. |
| 1:13.6 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:16.2 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
| 1:20.7 | I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. |
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