Killionaire TV 1: Joe v Lexi
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2022
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the first episode of Killionaire TV. An exciting new fundraising and elimination project created by the people, for the people, in the interest of making the very same people, as wealthy as each other. There is a visual component of this presentation IF YOU WANT IT on our Substack.
In our first episode Lexi joins us from Ireland to pitch us about an artificial intelligence torture chamber with Mark Zuckerberg’s name all over it. We then hear from Joe in Nottingham, who proposes assuming commercial ownership of the Amazon rainforest and harvesting the power of the monkeys contained therein, to show Jeff Bezos the time of his life.
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| 0:00.0 | He's Tim Bat, I'm Garmal Gomri, and this, well this is a dumpster. |
| 0:04.4 | Together, we're best known for watching bad movies too often, |
| 0:08.4 | but as the world turns to cast it, we got a new thing going on. |
| 0:12.1 | We want to create the world's first ever Trillionaire, |
| 0:15.2 | and then swiftly remove the world's first ever Trillionaire, |
| 0:18.3 | dispersing their funds to humanity at large. |
| 0:21.1 | We're taking your ideas, |
| 0:23.1 | pitching them against each other until we find one winner. |
| 0:26.6 | Welcome to Killionaire. |
| 0:30.0 | Hi, it's Tim and Guy here. Hi, Lexie. |
| 0:38.8 | Hello. Hello. Hi, Joe. Nice to see you both. |
| 0:42.4 | Hello. I feel underdressed. |
| 0:44.4 | You feel underdressed? |
| 0:45.9 | Uh, but yeah, you didn't say you guys would be turning up in suits. |
| 0:48.6 | Yeah, this won't be apparent on the final product, |
| 0:52.8 | but Joe's entity is complete horse shit, |
| 0:56.8 | and it's very hard to understand what he's saying right now. |
| 0:59.4 | Lexie, you can, you can cure with that or Zed Ari. |
| 1:02.4 | I just think I just think it's another advantage, |
| 1:04.8 | and I will take everything I can get. |
| 1:07.3 | Where are you joining us from? Ireland. |
| 1:10.0 | Ireland. Sunny Ireland. |
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