Friendzone 149

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2022

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Tim and Guy - the Frosty Fellas - are back and they are dicking around in a big way. It’s all leg pissing proverbs and mom-and-pop discourse before diving into some gorgeous correspondence as written by you, our loyal, and sole, libertarian listener. We've got people riding bikes in West Australia, walking dogs in Scotland and one plucky writer is even lobbing suggesting for new nickname to represent the lads new-found standing as family men. Join our Substack. Watch Guy in Sydney. We're going bowling!

Thanks to the cowboys at The Cryptonaturalist podcast for the bitchin’ intro.

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0:00.0	Hello there, traveler. You startled me a bit. It's a quiet step you got there.
0:10.9	Why don't you come sit by my fire or spell? Oh, yes. I don't know that look. Unless I'm much
0:21.2	mistaken, you're out here searching for a couple of fellas. Southern boys. Now, not Tennessee,
0:30.3	not Georgia. Quite a bit further south than that. Tim and Guy. Yeah, I thought as much.
0:41.8	Thing is, you don't need to go traipsing through the midnight forests of the world to find those
0:49.9	particular frosty fellas. No indeed. Those brave boys dwell wherever folks are sharing kind words
1:00.0	and any sphere of camaraderie. Any companionable territory. Any friend zone. Because in the friend zone,
1:13.0	you're not alone. So settle in. Share some supper with me. And if you listen real close,
1:24.3	you might just hear some familiar voices floating on the woodland breeze. Welcome to the friend zone.
1:35.3	I reckon that's among my favorite sayings and I don't think it's enough usage at the moment. Right
1:40.7	now. Tim, never heard it before. And I'm a guy who's I don't shy away from sayings. Don't pass on
1:49.6	my leg and tell me it's raining. You haven't heard that before. No, it's very old school. And I
1:56.4	almost feel like it's got a bit of a, you know, Texas vibe to it. Did your dad say it? No.
2:04.3	Did your mom say it? Did your mom say it? My mom did not say it. That's funny, isn't it?
2:12.7	Because it's the same thing, but it's a different, you know, in New Zealand, we call them mums.
2:19.2	But in America, they call them mom. Same person though. Different vowel, same roll. What's that about?
2:30.4	Why don't we call, yeah, why don't you, hey, America? Why don't you call them
2:34.0	Dodds if you're so obsessed with turning. Maybe we're in the wrong though, because think about it.
2:39.9	Mom, mother. Maybe it's because we say use like, oh, okay, but what about this changing it to you?
2:48.5	Well, no, because in Britain, it's mummy, mummy, mum. And then what also connection between
2:55.2	father and dad, where's that coming from? That's, that's wild stuff. Someone needs to look into
3:03.2	that. Father, mum, dad, mum, pop. We wouldn't say mum and pop. No. Because the o's, the o's,
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