Killionaire 9
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2021
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRE
Guy has broken out of prison thanks to inspiration from a book-turned-movie-turned book again. He's got a pocket full of Novichok and an eye full of optimism as he calls Tim from a payphone in Siberia. Tim fills Monty and his rag in on the goings on in New Zealand, a country recently taken over by department store magnate Sir Stephen Tindall but more recently overthrown and KILLED (I mean jailed) by a militia. Guy will now walk the 1005km to Nur-Sultan, Kazakhstan to fly home on a flight booked by Tim. Hopefully.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to another Tim, I'm sorry. Hey guy, how you going? I'm good |
| 0:15.0 | I thought you were saying hi to me but you're introducing the podcast. Just letting |
| 0:18.6 | people know that they're listening to Killian here. The podcast where myself, Tim, |
| 0:23.4 | that and himself, Guy Montgomeray attempt to get a first. It's a fundraising podcast. |
| 0:29.1 | We get our first human being to a trillion dollars net worth and then immediately murder |
| 0:34.0 | them and split the profits. Yeah, not between each other though, like with everyone. |
| 0:39.2 | Yeah, evenly across the globe. That's right. Guy, Tim, when I last caught up with you, |
| 0:44.2 | you were trapped in a Russian prison at the hands of that double crossing Galena and |
| 0:48.9 | spending your time under the villainous Vlad alongside the cabbage patch boys. |
| 0:54.5 | Now, what a difference. Oh, weak mix. I was worried sick. I was pretty sure it was my |
| 1:01.3 | last phone call. Not just, you know, out of prison. I mean, not just to you, but that I |
| 1:08.2 | would be given in prison at all. But the cabbage patch boys and, well, I mean, I credit |
| 1:16.6 | them. They sort of did a great job of distracting Vlad and Galena and various other figures. |
| 1:21.4 | But in the big book room, I've since learned it's called a library, I found a novelization |
| 1:27.9 | of a movie called the short shank redemption. And right, there was a book first, right? |
| 1:35.4 | Yeah. And then it got turned into a book again after the movie. Okay. So that's what you |
| 1:40.4 | read. Yeah. You read the book of the movie of the book. Yeah, keep up to it. Yep. Sorry. |
| 1:48.0 | And anyway, in this book, it talks about how one of the characters, Andrew Dubois, breaks |
| 1:57.9 | free of the prison by digging a hole behind a poster of Rita Ora and, you know, pop |
| 2:05.7 | single Rita Ora. Yeah. Well, what should Gordon have up in our cell, but a poster of Rita |
| 2:12.2 | Ora, and I think, okay, I know what's happening here. And so with Spoon and some Moxie and |
| 2:22.6 | a pocket full of Nova Choc, I have dug my way through this penitentiary. And I'm currently |
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