Killionaire 10

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2021

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Originally released in the middle of 2020 exclusively for Patreon.com/TWIOAT supporters - please enjoy the first ten episodes of KILLIONAIRE

After jogging slightly more than 1,000km, Guy is at Nursultan Nazarbayev International Airport under the watchful eye of a travel agent. He has four days until his flight so might go and visit the sights and sounds of the Kazakh capital. Meanwhile in NZ, Tim is back on the airwaves and broadcasting his hit music radio show in between converting gulags into schools and kitchens into pools. Prime Minister Jenny Shipley has been reinstated and she keeps building prisons but at least there are no more chemtrails and Tim enthusiastically describes his living situation in NZ as "unsafe".

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0:00.0	Hello everybody, Tim here.
0:13.6	Broadcasting from Altearoa on Radio Freedom.
0:18.0	No Steven Tindal, all the hits.
0:21.4	Okay, we're in an air break.
0:25.2	Hey guy.
0:26.2	Hi.
0:27.2	How you going?
0:28.2	We're right, man.
0:30.8	Whereabouts are you right now?
0:33.6	Where am I?
0:34.6	Hmm, so glad you asked.
0:36.2	I'm at Nurse Sultan, Nuzza Bayev, Nuzza Bayev, internationally a port.
0:43.0	Fantastic.
0:44.0	So you're ready to get on the plane?
0:45.4	Come back home to New Zealand.
0:47.7	All going to plan.
0:49.6	It has not been easy getting here.
0:51.2	I'll bet.
0:52.2	Well, haven't after that phone, phone, phone incident.
0:55.0	Wow.
0:56.4	The good thing about being completely shaven is you're incredibly slippery, slippery fish.
1:02.4	That's right.
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