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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired August 26, 2025: Former Twins All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein and world-class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you ever wanted to know about the poop suitcases.

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0:00.0	Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes
0:04.5	next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love
0:10.7	my pals at standard heating and air conditioning. It's the perfect time to get them out and take a peek
0:15.4	at both your AC and your furnace. Book your AC tuna by August 21st and save $45 or save $90 when you bundle both.
0:23.5	It's the early bird deal and it's the way to go for peace of mind on both ends.
0:27.6	Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book.
0:31.6	The 93X.
0:33.0	The 93X.
0:37.0	Air. Half-Ass Morning Show. Ninety-three. Er.
0:41.8	Sure.
0:46.7	Tuesday, the Tuesday show.
0:48.3	Welcome to the 93-Hass Morning Show.
0:51.9	Look at you.
0:54.2	You're a damn wonderful crowd.
0:57.8	Familiar faces dropping by later.
0:59.9	Janelle Klein, see Willie Miles,
1:01.9	Glenn Perkins, what's left of Randy Schaver.
1:06.5	Very much looking forward to seeing our pals, aren't we, Josh?
1:09.4	Another big day on a Tuesday.
1:10.7	Oh, it's a big day. Yeah, all those folks are going to seeing our pals, aren't we, Josh? Another big day on a Tuesday. Oh, it's a big day.
1:12.3	Yeah, all those folks are going to be swinging by later.
1:16.1	Here we are attempting to make our way to Labor Day weekend.
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