Kill Whitey w/ Dan Soder and Kmele Foster

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2015

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Sherrod welcome Dan Soder and Kmele Fostor of Fox News. Check out all of our great shows at http://standupnylabs.com Follow the Race Wars crew on Twitter: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger https://twitter.com/Sherrod_Small https://twitter.com/KaytlinBailey https://twitter.com/kerenmargolis https://twitter.com/kmele https://twitter.com/DanSoder https://twitter.com/StandUpNYLabs

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0:00.0	You were now checked in to Stand Up New York Labs.
0:03.9	Oh, yeah.
0:05.3	Yeah, I got one thing to say.
0:08.5	Harry's are the best razors.
0:10.0	I've been using it now for like two, three months.
0:12.8	Harry's is kicking ass.
0:14.6	I don't know what it is, but, you know, when did you,
0:16.7	because it's so inexpensive to use Harry's and it's the best stuff I would use,
0:19.8	when did you figure out that shaving was too expensive, Kurt?
0:23.8	When I would get those stupid, like, razors with the seven blades in them,
0:27.9	usually I just use my roommates, you know?
0:30.1	But three cold sores later, I realized I had to buy my own.
0:33.6	Right.
0:34.7	But they're garbage.
0:35.9	And then, so then what I do is I just buy like a big bag of Bix, like the kind your
0:41.3	mom uses on her bush.
0:42.3	Awful.
0:43.3	Yeah, and guess what?
0:44.3	They just rust up, okay?
0:46.3	So, Harry's, which I didn't even realize we got as a sponsor, I got that free, that razor
0:50.3	is still working for me.
0:51.3	That razor still working.
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