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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kids Who Yell at Their Parents! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Aura Frames: https://auraframes.com promo code GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R. You Gurbish. So that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that if they grew up to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host, Hey, Charlie coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toadie's in a new edition. She had to get a cyst drained. Okay. Okay. At some point, I think you're just reading your medical charge. No. I wasn't the doctors this morning, no. Uh-huh. My co-s is coming out from across the table. He's the CEO of Are You Garbage? International businessman. He's my goddamn boss. So do do me a favor make me look good and give

0:38.7

it up for k j Kevin james ryan oh yeah there he is uh getting ready checks are coming in

0:48.7

uh what's up everybody uh we're withholding pay this week and dude there's gonna be massive layoffs that's's bullshit, by the way. I got a cut. I got a cut spending. I got shareholders I got to talk to. I don't like guessing when the checks are ready, by the way. Should be Friday. What? She could be able to come in here on Friday and get our checks. Okay. Sign out for them.

1:11.1

Uh-huh.

1:11.4

I tell you should be doing it. First of all, I'm not doing it. There's a guy doing it. That'd be cool. You make it seem like I'm over here with a checkbook. That way, like if we're off on a Friday, me and Luke can link up and then, yeah, we'll walk over and get our check. We'll walk over and get our check. You guys can do whatever you want to do.

1:27.0

And then we get here at noon when they say the ADP guy's going to be here,

1:30.5

and then he's not here.

1:31.3

Then we hang around. And then we can like ask Ryan D. like, yeah, you know when the checks are coming in? The checks come in? I used to fucking be there. Man. Thursday night. Thursday night. day night pregame this motherfucker and in my head it's like I need it I need it I need it and I would just blow it yeah just blow it for the weekend

1:51.3

it's classic H-fold but in my head I would tell myself like I gotta get you know take care of this take care of that there's no reason why anybody should get their check on a friday you wait till monday sure

2:03.5

50 years old i never did it never thanks for tuning in everybody as always please make sure

2:10.5

your rate view subscribe on iTunes full video available on youtube full video available over there on

2:14.2

spotify and the boys are climb in the charts that's right yeah we Yeah, we are. And then obviously the greatest website of all time, www. www. patreon.com slash are you garbage. Shout out to your army of garbage. You go over there. You get all that bonus content gang. Join the over pushing 16,000 paid members strong. I like to hear it. And he got those non-paid members.

2:35.6

Yeah, which I don't know what they're doing.

2:37.2

Hey, what are you doing over there?

2:38.1

You don't come on a lot unless you're looking to buy.

2:40.0

Yeah, take a step in.

2:41.9

Mm-hmm.

2:42.5

He's just peeking around, watching.

2:45.3

Looking's for free.

2:46.5

Touching.

2:46.8

That's going to cost you.

2:48.6

All right.

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