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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

How to Get Scammed! w/ Joe List

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Joe List! You know Joe List from Stand Up Comedy, Tuesdays with Stories w/ Mark Normand, Stavvy's World, The Joe Rogan Experience, Kill Tony, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, Soder Podcast, Whiskey Ginger, We Might Be Drunk and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Pestie: Keep the bugs away with Pestie. Go to https://pestie.com/AYG for 10% off your order. Quince: Right now, go to https://Quince.com/garbage for free shipping and 365-day returns. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Merch alert, baby.

0:01.3

Merch alert, merch alert, merch alert, merch alert.

0:03.3

The quality is going through the roof, as they say.

0:05.9

Hooking. Gang, do yourself a favor. Get over to RUGarbage.com. We got hats. We got shirts. Got mugs. We got key shades. We got wall art. We got paintings you can buy. Go check it out. Are you Garbage.com limited supply list. Do it.

0:19.5

Yeah.

0:20.1

Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.

0:24.5

This is R.U. Gurbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that if they grew up to be classy. Yeah. Or if they're just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host, Dave Trulley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. She just brought home some Valentine's Day candy.

0:40.9

Okay. Half price. All right. Swinging a miss on that one. Fair enough. My coes is coming at you from right next to me. Very judgmental. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman of my best pal in the whole wide world give it up for kj Kevin James Ryan hey don't blame me no one laughed at that

0:58.4

what's up every there's other people in the room that heard that what's up everybody

1:02.4

shout out to you this hell list thanks for tuning in I didn't even know a joke had been made

1:08.5

shout out thanks for tuning as always please make sure you're ready to subscribe on Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify and the boys are climbing the freaking charts. Yes, sir. And obviously the greatest website of all time, www.com. slash rar you garbage. Go over there. You get all that bonus content, gang. That's right. And gang, we could be more excited of our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special, guest back with us again today. His eighth appearance. Eighth appearance on the show. Give it up for Mr. Joe List, everybody. Thank you. And I've got the sweatsuit. I mean, that's crazy. I've been wearing it around, baby. Have you? I wore it at at the big show and I was telling everyone

1:44.3

this is from are you guys and people said how come it doesn't say are you got what

1:47.8

kind of merchandise is this oh the yellow sweatshirture the golden sweatsh yeah yeah

1:51.8

wait what showed you wear it on I wore it on my show at Sesh which you guys keep

1:55.6

not doing I've been trying hard to get you guys for years I have better job

2:00.5

getting Eddie Murphy I get you guys for years. I have better job getting Eddie Murphy. I get you, Mr. Pants, top. I like that pants guy. Pants is a good shit. He's a good shit. Yeah, he's a good shit. I like that other guy over there. That guy. What's that guy? New guy Luke. And then Mark the Shark. Mark the Shark. Mark the Shark takes a little bit of warming up. His name's Ryan, too, but we can't have two Ryans. So he's Mark the Shark. Gotcha. All right, Mark the Shark. I'd call him the Shark, folks. Can I say something? I've been on the show 150 times. I've watched the show many times. You guys never boof an intro. It's amazing. I've never seen you go, oh shit, let me take that over. It happens once in a while.

2:35.8

It happens. the show many times. You guys never boof an intro. It's amazing. I've never seen you go, oh shit, let me take that over.

2:50.6

It happens at once in a while. It happens. And when it does big man spirals. The rest of the episode where it's like we're pulling the yoke up to get the plane. Well, you know. I lose it. Thank you, buddy. Yeah. Somebody appreciates my talents. You don't like Halloween or Valentine's Day candy.

2:51.4

That's your problem.

2:53.0

No, the problem is the jokes talk.

2:54.3

You don't like a conversation, heart?

2:51.4

Sure. appreciates my talents. You don't like Halloween or Valentine's Day candy. That's your problem.

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