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The Jackie and Laurie Show

Kidney Theft Hotel (#379)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

MaximumFun.org

Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8637 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Jackie and Laurie show we hear the vacuum pitch, have an argument about a specific list, and discuss the idea of a literal joke machine...

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, it's me, Jackie Cation.

0:03.7

Lori and I just want to thank you for the Max Fun Drive.

0:07.1

If you joined Max Fun, thank you so much.

0:10.3

If you boosted your donation, thank you so much.

0:13.6

We love doing the show.

0:15.1

It doesn't sound like it, but we totally do, obviously.

0:18.5

And we look forward to making more Jackie and Loriys for you guys and telling you to come and see

0:24.1

us when we're live.

0:25.3

Let's get into the show.

0:27.7

Jackie Cachian, Lori Kilmartin.

0:31.2

Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.

0:34.6

It's the Jackie and Laurie show.

0:37.1

The Jackie and Laurie show. It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show. It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show. Jackie and Laurie show.

0:48.0

Jackie, I am so tired.

0:51.1

Tie-tie? Y'all Tai-tai? Why are you tired?

0:56.1

Except for, of course, we're exhausted.

0:58.5

Being alive on this earth.

1:03.8

Oh, and I just saw 400 pictures of myself at the Magic Castle, and I look horrendous and all of them.

1:04.6

That actually took the wind out of my sails.

1:09.0

Right.

1:12.9

Let's see.

1:13.7

I had shows in San Diego this weekend.

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