Kidnapping Dolphins are News AF - March 31, 2026

News AF

Rob Has a Podcast

News, Comedy, News Commentary

4.9 • 640 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Kidnapping Dolphins are News AF - March 31, 2026 Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week's most peculiar and amusing stories. Today, Rob, Tyson, and Danny talk through the week's most newsworthy stories. To pre-order Rob's book, The Tribe and I Have Spoken, visit www.robhasabook.com Be sure to subscribe to our new YouTube channel! Need to catch up on more Actual Factual news?Archive of News AFSubscribe to News AF on iTunesView the News AF ArchiveNews AF on YoutubeGroup AF Facebook PageBe sure to check our some great offers from our sponsors! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everybody.
0:00.6	What's going on?
0:01.4	Rob Sestrino back again to talk with you about the week's most interesting news stories here for the week of March 31st, 2026, here on News A.F.
0:13.0	If the story is buzzing like it's on crystal meth, it's about to be News A.F.
0:17.0	If the same old news makes you pour to death, it's time for some news.
0:22.7	Actual actual factual news
0:23.5	Yes, that's right. News A.F
0:26.9	It's spring break here at my house
0:30.5	We're off to such a fun start to the week, I can tell you.
0:34.3	And here I am to keep the fun going with the guys.
0:38.6	Here he is.
0:39.3	Pickleball's top influencer, America's Dad.
0:41.8	It's Tyson Apostle.
0:42.6	Tyson, how are you?
0:44.2	I'm great.
0:45.4	I'm here.
0:47.0	Just got back from helping the kids at school doing computer pride, well, projects where they have to research topics and yeah what else I feel like oh I had a crazy encounter so we have these giant lizards in our yard called Chuck Wallace yeah I love that name. Sounds like first name last one.
1:11.3	Yeah.
1:13.1	It is a first name last name, Chukwala.
1:19.2	So they're probably close to two feet long maybe sometimes.
1:22.4	And they always keep their distance.
1:23.4	They're very skittish.
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