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Artemis Toilet Trouble is News AF - April 7, 2026

News AF

Rob Has a Podcast

News, Comedy, News Commentary

4.9640 Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Artemis Toilet Trouble is News AF - April 7, 2026 Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week's most peculiar and amusing stories. Today, Rob, Tyson, and Danny talk through the week's most newsworthy stories. To pre-order Rob's book, The Tribe and I Have Spoken, visit www.robhasabook.com Be sure to subscribe to our new YouTube channel! Need to catch up on more Actual Factual news?Archive of News AFSubscribe to News AF on iTunesView the News AF ArchiveNews AF on YoutubeGroup AF Facebook PageBe sure to check our some great offers from our sponsors! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Now, are all the traitors present? Let's get started, shall we? From rags to riches. I'm so sick of this.

0:07.0

Working like a dog and being treated worse. Yorkshire to New York. Or climbers, you and me.

0:12.4

A life dedicated to revenge. Let's make this an occasion to remember. A woman of substance on Channel 4, stream now.

0:20.3

Hey, everybody, what's going on?

0:21.7

Rob Sesternino, back again to talk with you about the week's most interesting news stories here for the week of April 7, 2026, here on News A.F.

0:31.1

If the story is buzzing like it's on crystal meth, it's about to be News A.F.

0:35.1

If the same old news makes you poor to death, it's time for some News A.F. Actual, factual. Yeah, that's right. News A.F is back here. And we're back together live for an edition of News A.F. Back with the News A.F. team. Here he is. He's Pickle Ball's top influencer. Give it up for Tyson, Apostle. Tyson, how are you?

0:55.8

I'm great. Just, you know, doing my thing. Bumped into some wildlife yesterday, rattlesnake

1:02.5

encounter. Yes. As we were chit-chatting pre-show, a coyote just ran past my window,

1:08.4

trotted past my window, took a pause right there. I thought it was a dog or some, and then I peaked out and it was just a coyote just hanging out outside my window. And yeah, things are good. I got both fidget spinners here. I don't know if you know that. Two fidget spinners? They're not fidget spinners, but here's what I got. When I podcast, I don't know why.

1:29.4

They're here on my desk and I just love them.

1:30.9

So one, I have this pocket knife that somebody gave, one of my friends gave me. Okay. Scary. Oh, all right. And then I just, so I just flip it around. and then I have a nice pen that I just like to take the lid off and put it back on.

1:44.7

So when we're chatting, sometimes you'll notice my hands down. around and then I have a nice pen that I just like to take the lid off and put it back on.

1:44.7

So when we're chatting, sometimes you'll notice my hands down here.

1:48.6

It's because I either have one or both of these items.

1:52.9

So I don't hear the clicking.

1:54.8

Yeah.

1:56.9

Did you hear that?

1:57.4

I heard that.

1:57.9

I heard that.

1:58.4

I usually try to put it on pretty quietly, like nice and slow. Like that's the challenge. Put it on silent mode. But I play more with, I play more with the knife because I just, I don't even open it all the way. I just kind of flick it a little bit and then, because it's magnetic. So like when you put it here, it like sucks back in. So that's like fun.

2:18.8

But I don't see you as.

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