Kicking the Can Down the Road
Gutfeld! Monologues
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🗓️ 4 March 2026
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:02.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:06.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:08.0 | Wow. |
| 0:10.0 | Are we on? |
| 0:12.0 | Good evening, everyone. |
| 0:14.0 | So the attack on Iran is underway, and the U.S. military is calling it Operation Epic Fury. Yeah, not to be confused with Epic Furry, which is the operation to remove the hair from |
| 0:27.8 | Rashida Taleb's face. |
| 0:31.8 | I said don't go in. |
| 0:35.7 | The president vowed to step up strikes on Iran and warned the big one is coming, |
| 0:40.6 | which is the same thing Jerry Nadler yells as a warning in the men's room after his two |
| 0:46.5 | burrito lunch. |
| 0:49.5 | Don't get into that blast zone. |
| 0:51.8 | The Ayatollah is dead, of course. |
| 0:55.5 | And following that news, |
| 1:00.4 | jubilant crowds pulled down a statue of the deposed leader. But don't worry, it was returned to its rightful owners at Columbia University. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Meanwhile, IDF missiles struck a location where Tehran's senior clerics met to elect a new |
| 1:16.2 | Ayatollah. |
| 1:17.5 | The remaining leaders are now questioning their choice of venue. |
| 1:24.3 | In his obituary, the Washington Post described the Ayatollah as a man with a bushy white beard and easy smile. |
| 1:33.7 | It reminds us of the time they described one German leader as a sassy painter. |
| 1:40.9 | Sassy! |
| 1:42.9 | Too soon? |
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