Clearing The Board

Gutfeld! Monologues

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🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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As seen on Gutfeld!, Pete Hegseth recaps the success of "Operation Epic Fury". Meanwhile, Donald Trump didn't hesitate to bash Obama for making the worst deal he's ever seen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yes.
0:02.0	Yes.
0:04.0	Yes.
0:06.0	I know. I know.
0:28.8	I would cheer me too. Good evening, everyone. So on Tuesday, President Trump said most of the people he had in mind to lead Iran are now dead.
0:40.1	The Democratic Party responded by saying, that didn't stop us.
0:49.0	The Iranian Supreme Council has decided the successor to the Ayatollah will be his eldest son.
0:55.3	Here he is accepting the position.
1:02.9	Too late.
1:06.0	In other news, NASA is planning a mission to the moon with a crew of four astronauts.
1:11.0	Is there room for more? asked these men.
1:17.2	True, it seems that Iran's potential successors keep getting killed.
1:21.2	But everyone here at Fox still believes we have the perfect guy for the job.
1:31.0	Meanwhile, the U.S. is getting international help for the war.
1:35.4	Canada is offering political support.
1:38.0	Germany is offering logistical support, and India is offering tech support.
1:46.5	We love you, India.
1:49.7	Yesterday on The View, while discussing Iran,
1:52.2	Joy Behar said there's something fishy going on.
1:56.4	SeaWorld said the same thing
1:58.5	when she hopped in the tank with Shamu.
2:05.2	You don't have to clap.
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