KFC 4 with Cullen Crawford
Doughboys
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4.8 • 5.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 155 minutes
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Summary
Cullen Crawford (@hellcullen, Strip Law) joins the 'boys to talk new movies, New Orleans, and Chicago eats before a review of KFC. Plus, another edition of Slop Quiz.
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https://www.bloodhorse.com/horse-racing/triple-crown/triple-crown-winners
https://pennhorseracing.com/stories/the-history-of-the-kentucky-derby/
https://www.kentuckyderby.com/about/
https://www.feedough.com/the-history-of-kfc/
https://global.kfc.com/our-history
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.5 | Want to watch this episode? Check it out on our YouTube channel by going to YouTube.com |
| 0:10.1 | slash doughboys media. |
| 0:12.7 | New Year, same extra value meals at McDonald's. |
| 0:16.3 | So now get two snack wraps, plus fries, and a medium soft drink for just $8. |
| 0:22.4 | For limited time only. |
| 0:23.3 | Prices and participation may vary. |
| 0:24.5 | Prices may be higher in Hawaii, Alaska, and California, and for delivery. |
| 0:30.9 | Sir Barton, Gallant Fox, Omaha, War Admiral, Whirlaway, Count Fleet, Assault, Secretariat, Seattle Slew, Daddy's |
| 0:41.3 | Raincoat, Affirmed, American Pharaoh. Justify. This is the full list of winners of one of the |
| 0:48.3 | rarest feats in sport, thoroughbred racing's triple crown, including a made-up one you can figure out on |
| 0:54.0 | your own. And the first of this epic, horse Crown, including a made-up one you can figure out on your own. |
| 0:55.0 | And the first of this epic, horse-whipping trilogy is a one-and-one-quarter-mile contest run annually at Churchill Downs, the Kentucky Derby. |
| 1:02.9 | The marquee race is not just about the event itself, dubbed the most exciting two minutes in sports it's over in the time it takes to watch a few instoreals. |
| 1:10.9 | It's also about the pageantry and spectacle, i.e. an excuse for rich fucks to get drunk on |
| 1:16.0 | mint juleps and dress like complete assholes. And like bourbon and bluegrass, the derby is one of |
| 1:22.1 | Kentucky's signature exports. In fact, having been founded in 1875, it even predates the birth of Kentucky's most |
| 1:29.5 | famous son, a stolen valor colonel named Harlan Sanders. Born in 1890, after a tumultuous |
| 1:36.0 | early life swinging from hustle to hustle like a proto-Frank Abagnale Jr., in 1930, Sanders began |
| 1:41.8 | selling fried chicken out of a gas station he'd taken over managing. |
| 1:45.6 | The battered poultry sold like hotcakes, and over the next two decades, Sanders perfected his so-called secret recipe. |
| 1:53.0 | And in 1952, now in his 60s, Sanders opened the first franchise of the brand for which he'd become the mascot both in life and later after death. |
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