And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia. It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who's always wanted to take a hike. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all? And boy, oh boy, that music makes me feel good again.

Colonel Jeff, too. We're here on Milleronia, and it's a gorgeous day. Yes, it's true, I control the weather here, but it doesn't matter.

It still pays to say it's gorgeous when it's gorgeous.

Unless, of course, you want to risk getting tossed in the volcano.

But you know what? And as Colonel Jeff just nodded, shook his head, no you don't.

But it is gorgeous and you know what? I, those guys get better every week that's the Fivish Finkle

orchestra and the Claire Trevor dancers featuring boy tenor Sam Gershick

asking the musical question,

what happens if your mattress tag just falls off?

Well, Sam, that's a heck of a question.

It's a good question.

What happens if your mattress tag just falls off?

I'm sorry to say it, Sam, but I think the green berets still come to your house, cuff you and tie a hood over your head

and drag you off to one of their secret interrogation places.

Now do you eventually get out? We think so, but no one has ever returned to confirm that.

So it's, well, it's a tough group that runs that show there.

And by the way, here's a note from the past.

Colonel Jeff and I both have these same two memories, memories I'm going to tell you right now and good

question Sam because as kids Colonel Jeff and got it have the same crippling fear of those mattress tags.

I don't know how we got it.

I don't think it spread as a joke,

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