Kevin!

God, it's just like a host comes in with a cup of coffee.

Got coffee?

Did you ever do the tonight show with Johnny Carson?

I did not, and it's one of my great career regrets

because when I got famous enough to get on the tonight show

and it was that weird thing that we all go through in our careers

where if you stare around long enough, you go through the various phases of

we love you, you're a genius, you're great, we're kind of tired of you

and we wish you'd go away.

Yeah, I'm getting that now.

I'm going to go home.

Welcome to Literally with me, Roblo, on today's broadcast.

I like using the word broadcast, by the way.

I know it's a podcast, but I always thought that

the old school broadcast made it sound like you were really

like that you were in show business.

So in today's broadcast, I have a gentleman who I think

pound for pound, and that's cheating because he's a big man.

So when I say pound for pound, he's already kind of ahead of the game.

But pound for pound, I think he might be the funniest person in the world.

And if you ask people who know comedy in and out,

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