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Literally! With Rob Lowe

Chelsea Handler: The Opposite Of Patience

Literally! With Rob Lowe

Stitcher & Team Coco

Society & Culture

4.712.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

In which Rob and actress/comedian/author Chelsea Handler discuss dating in a pandemic, learning to look busy doing nothing, and whether or not they share the same shaman. Plus: plans are hatched for Chelsea and Rob’s new celebrity ski tournament. Chelsea’s first standup special in six years, EVOLUTION, is on HBO Max now.

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0:00.0

Hello. Hello. How's it going? Chelsea, I like your little cozy hat. Thank you very much.

0:08.0

Please tell them, oh, you are your skiing. I'm so excited. Where are you? Tell me everything.

0:12.3

I'm a Whistler. I'm a Whistler. That's your place, too, isn't it?

0:16.4

It is my place. I am so jealous right now. I knew you would be.

0:30.9

Welcome to Literally Thanks for joining us. And tell your friends if you, if they have not

0:39.6

subscribed, if they have not imbibed on all of those things, that we got a good thing going on here.

0:46.1

And I'm glad you guys are joining me because today is a good one. Today is Chelsea Handler. I mean,

0:50.8

there's literally nobody like her. I fell in love with Chelsea with her first book.

0:56.4

Hello, Vodka. It's me, Chelsea. The great titles of a book. I might be the best title of a book ever.

1:04.7

And some books stand up talk shows. She's done it all. I'm not going to lie. It's sometimes

1:11.0

interesting to see her have naked an Instagram. Let's face it. And we're about to talk about

1:18.0

anything and everything. Also one of the great skiers, one of the great celebrity skiers.

1:23.2

Stay tuned. And I like saying the word stay tuned because nobody's tuned anything anymore. But

1:28.5

it makes me sound like it's a professional show that I grew up listening to. Stay tuned

1:34.3

for Chelsea Handler. Tell me how's the skiing? It was, it's pretty great. I mean,

1:40.8

today I was skiing pretty kind of not great because there was no visibility. So it threw me a little

1:44.8

bit off my game, which I did not appreciate. It's my 24th day of skiing this year. So I moved up

1:50.4

here. Like I bought a place here before the election, just in case things went south. And then I

1:58.2

was like with COVID, I'm like, okay, I got to get out of LA. We are the worst. So I got a gig in

2:03.9

Canada, like a residency at a theater in Vancouver, where I'm supposed to perform once a week. And I was

2:10.3

like, Oh, perfect. That's work visa. So I came and now I'm not performing because they still have

2:15.8

and lifted the restrictions. I love everything about that plan. Um, so everything about the plan

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