Hey, welcome to Fitzdog Radio.

Very excited about my guest today, Mr. Kevin Neeland, hot off the 50th anniversary of SNL, where he was ranked number nine or eight as the greatest anchors of all time.

I think he was also like the longest running cast member at the time when he left the show.

So anyway, we had a nice talk this past week.

I was honored, as always, that he would come in.

He's a good friend.

And he says he doesn't do any podcasts except for mine and Conan O'Brien's.

And he gets asked constantly, I don't know why people do mine.

Nobody listens.

They just like me.

They like hanging out with me.

I take that as a real compliment.

Anyway, welcome.

I am, uh, what am I doing?

I'm on hold today for a long time with Blue Shield of California.

I don't know why are we on a whole.

Let's talk about the idea of corporations that know that a lot of people are going to call that day,

having just few enough operators that you are always consistently on hold

for 10 to 20 minutes. Does it make sense when they're hiring people that are in the third world,

that they're paying $2 for the day? Can they not pay the extra two bucks? I'm literally like,

I'm at the point now where as soon as I get through to the recording, I just start hitting zero and saying, agent, agent, agent, agent.

And they literally, they must know that if somebody says agent enough times that they are on the edge of a nervous breakdown

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