Hi, welcome to Fitz-Dog Radio.

I'm Florida Fits this week.

I'm down visiting mom.

If you're from New York, this is a ritual.

It's a part of the cycle of life. Your mother moves to Florida.

And then you go visit her and then you make fun of Florida. And then you say, I can't wait to leave.

I love it. I love Florida. I like that it's warm. I like humidity. I like feeling young. I like feeling like I'm the

most intelligent person in the state, which is not hard to feel. I like her building. She lives

in this building. It's not an old folks home. It's just a, it's just a building. It's about seven floors, and it's like semi-circular, and it faces the ocean.

The ocean's right across the street.

And everybody knows each other, and they're happy.

And I'm sitting in the hot tub yesterday, and there's these four older women, you know, 65, 70, and they're laughing and they're telling

stories. And I thought, yes, there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. You shouldn't be

sitting in a little house alone staring at the fucking Fox News and bitching and you should be

in a community and she found a really good one which I love we almost didn't make it to this

community because she uh she picked me up at the airport in her car, which has dense.

It's brand new.

Dents all over it.

Life is a bumper car ride when you're 82 years old in Florida.

They say that 95, 95 just stops often.

And if it does, you know that somebody plowed into say it's all old people crashing.

And they need to make them get tested again, but they don't. So she picks me up at the airport and

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