Kevin Durant's BlackPlanet Page: A Dramatic Brown Eyes Reading (with Shapel Lacey)

My Momma Told Me

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2026

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Shapel Lacey stuck around to take a voicemail, and wow, is it crazy. A two-parter; our mystery caller asks us to do a dramatic reading of Kevin Durant's viral BlackPlanet page and to explore what a hotep church could look like in the right hands.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.5	Guaranteed human.
0:04.6	Oh, my mama told me.
0:08.0	Motherfucking mini episode.
0:10.9	Many episodes.
0:13.1	Motherfucking mini episode.
0:16.3	My mama told me.
0:17.8	Good.
0:18.4	Be a crackhead.
0:19.8	You got hold to the wrong stuff. But you're on to the right stuff.
0:22.7	But you're on to the right stuff here.
0:24.1	My Mama Tobey podcast featuring Chappelle Lacey.
0:27.7	That was smooth.
0:28.7	I really made up for your fumbles earlier on the keys.
0:32.2	Maybe you didn't need to bring it up.
0:34.7	That would have been cool.
0:35.9	You know what I mean?
0:36.5	We just let that die.
0:54.3	Nope. Yeah, great. I need you to know you messed up. I felt it. I'm going to be in my house. We have a voice. Yeah. Let's play. I'm definitely not calling out on the nasty shit. I think you are really need to review that message. We do have to change that message. I got a couple of things to say.
0:56.1	I'll say it quickly.
0:57.5	For one, I heard you all talking about Black Planet.
1:01.5	I think you should definitely check out if you can still find it,
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