I think it's refreshing that everyone's like, I'm a, I'm a, it's, we're a family.

We're one happy family.

That's what they said when I got banned at the seller. They said, they said, we're a family here. I'm like, we are? I haven't, I never come to Christmas. What's up, everybody? before we get into this episode of the Columtero podcast,

I just want you to know that you can help support the growth of this podcast right now by heading over to patreon.com slash columntiro.

Over there, I release an extra episode every week. That episode, believe it or not, is raw, it's hardcore, it's wild, and it's unedited, and I say a lot

of stuff that I cannot say on YouTube, and most comedians we cannot say on these platforms,

but over there on Patreon, we still do that. For as little as $5 a month, you can get that

extra episode every single week, and it does help us.

We keep the lights on above our heads.

We can keep the guests coming in and the staff will continue to edit these episodes.

We can only do that for the fans like yourself

who support us and personally support me

or patreon.com slash column turtle.

If you head over there right now, join the Patreon. We've got

a back catalogue of over 300 hours of all my previous podcasts. Guests include Dan Soder,

Big J. Oakerson, Matt McCusker, Doug Stanhope, just to name a few. It's so much going on for as

little as $5 a month. That's an absolute steal.

Personally, you would help me yell at a lot. And I want to thank you so much for helping

me grow this podcast. And I want to thank you for the support already. So I won't hold you here

any longer. Enjoy the episode. I was in a meeting with, at at one point and I was like, I interrupted them.

It was the head of, uh, these, you could go Google all these fucking names.

Kevin Riley.

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