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little as $5 a month. That's an absolute steal. Personally, you would help me yell at a lot. And I want to thank you so much for helping me grow this podcast. And I want to thank you for the support already. So I won't hold you here any longer. Enjoy the episode. All right. This is it. We're in. Cold open, the Columnthero podcast, joined by Barstool Sports favorite Fidelberg. Fidelberg? Fidelberg. Fidelberg. What's your first name? John. John? Yeah, I had a feeling, but then I just checked Instagram and it wasn't on it on it. No, I'll keep it secret. Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if you know what a secret is, but immediately.

No, no.

You had a feeling it was John? No, I'll keep it secret. Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if you know what a secret is, but immediately.

No, no.

You had a feeling it was John?

Yeah, I did think it was John. I just have like a pink face, so I'm probably a John.

You've got a John, not a Jonathan though.

I got like a fat, yeah.

John's way to do it.

I got a fat face, a pink face. I'm either going to be John, David, or Paul, probably.

Yeah, one of the... It's about where it ends. Yeah, someone from the Bible for sure.

Maybe match you or Mark. Nice. So, Barstool Sports, do you ever get tired of being surrounded by such

toxic masculinity? Oh, God. Yeah. Dude, there was no such thing

a sexual assault until you guys got together,

rallied the troops.

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