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🗓️ 28 October 2022
⏱️ 19 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, a lot of big stories. |
0:11.0 | A lot of big stories to talk about tonight, but first, I have a big announcement to make. |
0:19.0 | After much thought and soul-searching, I, Stephen Colbert, am banning Kanye West from the |
0:25.0 | Ed Sullivan Theater. |
0:28.0 | I have to. |
0:31.0 | I have to. |
0:33.0 | Line in the sand. |
0:35.0 | In fact, as host of the late show, my jurisdiction extends into the northern half of Times Square, |
0:42.0 | and I am banning Kanye from coming north of Bubba Gump Shroom. |
0:48.0 | Okay, I have to. |
0:50.0 | I have to. |
0:52.0 | They're at a Times Square. |
0:54.0 | He's been creeping out the Elmos, and they've seen a lot already. |
0:59.0 | And I just want to take a moment here and just point out that this next part is the courageous part. |
1:05.0 | I'm also ending all of our high-profile collabs, including, but not restricted to our collection of spreadable jams, |
1:11.0 | Straw B. Z. Jalisi. |
1:14.0 | And I've decided not to release our duets album, Yay and Fen, |
1:19.0 | being fiddler on the roof. |
1:22.0 | I know. |
1:24.0 | I know. |
1:26.0 | I know this has been too long in coming. |
1:34.0 | I have no excuses for why I didn't do this before, except perhaps that he has never been on the show. |
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