Kennedy Saves Your Gluteus Maximus
Kennedy Saves the World
FOX News Podcasts
4.5 • 810 Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2023
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Coca-Cola Zero, official partner of the FIFA World Cup 2026. |
| 0:06.9 | Coca-Cola has also partnered with Panini to bring fans closer to the tournament. |
| 0:11.7 | Selected Coca-Cola bottles will feature exclusive Panini FIFA World Cup 2026 stickers under labels. |
| 0:19.2 | Collect 12 exclusive stickers for the dedicated Coca-Cola double-page spread. |
| 0:24.1 | Pick up a Coca-Cola zero sugar and start collecting. |
| 0:27.9 | Peel, sip, welcome to a very special episode of Kennedy Saves the World. |
| 0:50.3 | And today, I'm going to save your succulent rump. |
| 0:55.0 | I know what a lot of people are thinking. |
| 0:56.5 | I've got about 100 days till summer. |
| 0:58.4 | How do I get a big, round, bodacious booty? |
| 1:02.2 | How can I do it now? |
| 1:03.5 | Because that is the key. |
| 1:05.4 | Here's the problem that many of us face. |
| 1:08.0 | We let ourselves go through the winter. |
| 1:10.3 | We hibernate. We eat, we store nuts in our |
| 1:13.6 | mouths, and we have too many snacks. And then when you emerge from your groundhog shelter or |
| 1:22.2 | den or whatever the hell groundhogs live in, you are covered in corpulent goo and you look down when you're |
| 1:29.8 | showering and you're disgusted it yourself. |
| 1:33.2 | Don't be. |
| 1:33.8 | Because I know, like now we are living in a land that is so foreign to me. |
| 1:39.3 | We're living in the land of body positivity, which is all a lie. |
| 1:43.2 | It is all garbage. It's all things that corporations |
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