Kennedy and Jimmy Take The Show On The Road
Kennedy Saves the World
FOX News Podcasts
4.5 • 810 Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2023
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Some follow the noise. |
| 0:03.3 | Bloomberg follows the money. |
| 0:05.4 | Because behind every headline is a bottom line. |
| 0:09.3 | Whether it's the funds fueling AI or crypto's trillion dollar swings, |
| 0:13.8 | there's a money side to every story. |
| 0:16.5 | And when you see the money side, you understand what others miss. |
| 0:20.8 | Get the money side of you understand what others miss. |
| 0:22.3 | Get the money side of the story. |
| 0:25.2 | Subscribe now at Bloomberg.com. Thank you. Welcome to this episode of Kennedy Save the World. |
| 0:45.4 | And today we're taking the show on the road. |
| 0:47.8 | And not just this show, we're taking two shows. |
| 0:50.9 | The Laf's and Liberty Tour is something that is so incredibly necessary in these broken |
| 0:55.7 | and divided states of America. We are here to reunite them with a tickle party and some free |
| 1:02.7 | drinks. We say free drinks because you're paying for the drinks. We will enjoy them and then we |
| 1:07.8 | will give you the night of your life. Jimmy, Phala, and I are going on |
| 1:11.2 | the laughs and Liberty tour. So far, we have a bunch of dates. Jimmy, welcome back to Kennedy Saves the World. Thank you for saving comedy, single-handedly, friend. It's a big deal. And just so everybody understands, she's going to make you laugh. My stage name is Liberty. A lot of people don't know that. And he will be dancing for Nichols in seven cities so far. Find Nichols at that. |
| 1:30.9 | Polish up your finest coinery. It's going to be a hell of a show. I do believe we've billed this as a scared straight for America. When we were growing up, there used to be a segment. It was my favorite part of daytime TV. It's like once a month. They would bring in like some sassy middle school kid who was like mouthing off to his parents and getting dead. The cash me outside girl before. And they would bring in like some three thrice convicted serving concurrent life sentences gang banging lunatic with face tattoos. Yeah. He's like, I will, I will eat your spleen on the stage right now. If they let me out of these shackles, I swear to God. And the kid was like, it was always funny because, like, looking back on it, these were the most basic, non-threatening kids. It was like, I'm not taking out the garbage, mom, your garbage. And then a guy named Spider would bash through the wall and be like, you want to get beat up on a bunk bed? You're like, oh my God, the kid would start crying and he put a cigarette out on him. I don't know how any of it was legal. But the point is it was a necessary... We didn't have standards, but I don't even think we had an FCC back then. But the one thing no one talks about is every kid who was ever |
| 2:36.1 | in a scared straight straight A's, because that intervention helped them. That was the only |
| 2:40.8 | thing that worked in their lives. It was tough love. And that's why we are going out on the road |
| 2:45.3 | to administer tough love. It is going to be a night of compassion and debauchery and equal measure, which most people don't get enough of either. Thank you. I mean, some of us do, but it cost us a lot of money on Craigslist, but let's stay focused here. I've got to delete my search history. Oh, hey, all right. No, but the point is we're going on the road and we're bringing a heat. I'm so excited. We've been talking about this for a couple of years now. |
| 3:07.8 | Yes. |
| 3:07.9 | And we've been talking about racing America with our presence. |
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