Kennedy Saves You From Rats
Kennedy Saves the World
FOX News Podcasts
4.5 • 810 Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2023
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:49.5 | It's just me, my hat, and billions of rats which have taken over every single city that's overly populated in America. |
| 0:59.8 | So here's the problem with rats. |
| 1:01.5 | They're gross and they spread germs and they're nasty and there's a reason you're scared of them. |
| 1:07.7 | Shakespeare once said animals know their natural enemies, and you get the |
| 1:12.5 | hebi-gibis and the pee-shivers up and down your spine because there's something inside of you |
| 1:18.0 | that knows that rats are very, very bad, and they carry bad things like the hantavirus and |
| 1:25.0 | Leptospirosis, which sounds like a nice greek man not to mention tularemia do you know |
| 1:30.2 | what that is i have no idea what it is i just spent like 20 minutes trying to memorize the words |
| 1:34.6 | so i sounded somewhat intelligent about rat microbes they spread ursenia uh pneumonic plague |
| 1:42.2 | none of it is good. |
| 1:44.5 | They're all bad when you see them. |
| 1:47.3 | It's like being in a living horror movie. |
| 1:50.2 | And if you live anywhere in New York, they just scurry and scamper about. |
| 1:53.1 | They're not afraid of humans. |
| 1:54.5 | They know that there's a plentiful allotment of food riches surrounding them. |
| 2:00.1 | So they just get busy and have rat sacks and make more |
| 2:03.3 | rat babies and terrorize the city. They're worse than homeless people. Although I've never heard |
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