Kennedy Saves You From A Hangover
Kennedy Saves the World
FOX News Podcasts
4.5 • 813 Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2021
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to this very succulent episode of Kennedy Saves the World. |
| 0:19.4 | And I say succulent because your liver is succulent now. |
| 0:22.3 | But tomorrow, it is going to be a diseased cauldron of filth. |
| 0:27.2 | It will be a used-up gray, musty old filter in need of some sort of a good cleansing. |
| 0:35.3 | You are going to feel like garbage over the next two days. |
| 0:39.1 | So on this episode, I'm going to save your liver. Everyone has been holed up at home in their jammies, |
| 0:46.6 | making their own bread for what feels like six years now. We're finally meeting friends, |
| 0:52.5 | people, relatives, grandparents who have gotten the jab. People have been vaccinated. And this is fantastic news. It also means that people are going to take that pent up energy and the feeling that the virus is dying and the cloud is lifting and they are going to drink copious amounts of alcohol for |
| 1:12.7 | St. Patrick's Day. And at this point, you can't blame them. I think we need to withhold judgment |
| 1:18.3 | on people of St. Patty's Day drinking because it's been a while since most people have gone out |
| 1:24.4 | and gone on a total bender. So tomorrow might be the day. Having said that, |
| 1:30.4 | I want to make sure that you don't feel like garbage, that you don't feel like just a complete |
| 1:36.5 | heaping pile of dried up festering bull crap. I want to make sure that you feel loose and ready, like a prize |
| 1:46.6 | fighter going into the ring and you are about to win. So here's what you have to do. |
| 1:51.5 | Hell if I know. That's why I've employed the stellar advice of a doctor who will get you |
| 1:57.3 | coming and going because he has not only a company called concierge MDLA, |
| 2:02.7 | he's also the founder and medical director of drip hydration. And if you know anyone, |
| 2:07.2 | if you have known a friend who has had drip therapy after a bender, you know how quickly |
| 2:13.5 | they recover and they go without the hangover. I had one. I did a piece for Reason TV where |
| 2:20.8 | Matt Welch and I got inebriated and then the next day we were given the drip therapy in Vegas. |
| 2:26.6 | And I could not believe within 20 minutes the difference in how I felt. So this is a, if you know people who've done it, the results are pretty |
| 2:36.7 | staggering. So maybe you have access to a company like drip hydration. They're in L.A. and New York, |
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