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Peel, sip, collect. Welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World.

And I know what you're thinking.

Kennedelia, please save me from Gwyneth Paltrow, the ski resort terrorist.

She is such an insufferable,

awful person that she's clearly just going to fancy posh ski resorts and mowing down old

people trying to give them chronic brain injuries for the rest of their lives. I wish that

were the case. I wish that Gwyneth Paltrow were such a cold, hard bitch,

that she just spent her time as a speed demon on skis, just, you know, scoping out the slopes,

looking for vulnerable old people like Death Race 2000 going, you know what? That a-hole is next. He looks like a veteran. He looks a little feeble. I'm going to plow into him. And then when he's down on the ground, spitting blood, unable to breathe, I'm on skiddle. I'm going to ski off. And he'll never know who hit him. I don't think that's what happened at all.

So, Gwyneth Paltrow is being sued by a 76-year-old man who says that seven years ago,

she plowed into him because she was haplessly facing backwards downhill, looking up at her

children who are skiing down as her children were screaming, look at me, ski, mommy.

They would never do that. The children, the ages that her children were at the time, they were

already super annoyed with her. We're all annoyed with Gwyneth Paltrow. At this point, I can't stand her.

It's like, Shakespeare in love, Gwyneth, that's fine. The Gwyneth who dated Brad Pitt,

she was cool. Goop, super skinny.

I drink bone broth and coffee all day probably together. That's the annoying Gwyneth. So because

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