From NPR and WB Easy Chicago, this is Weight Weight, don't tell me.

The NPR News Quiz.

Get out your pancakes.

I'm about to pour on some May Bill syrup.

I'm Bill Curtis.

And here is your host, a man who knows there's no place like home.

And no place other than home.

Peter Sago.

Thank you, Bill.

Thanks once more to our fake audience, which this week is the studio audience from an old

episode of Happy Days.

We used Happy Days because unendingly monotonous days was not available.

Later on, we're going to be talking to Scooby Diver, Mountain Ear, and Pilot Kelly Edwards,

who outside magazine called the most interesting woman in the world about the amazing places

she's been.

And we're going to ask her to stress how terrible they all really were, so we don't

feel even worse about not being able to go there.

But first, we want to hear about your interior journey.

So give us a call.

The number is 1,888, Weight Weight.

That's 1,888, 9248, 924.

Let's welcome our first listener contestant of the show.

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