Cecily Strong
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
NPR
4.6 • 35.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2020
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | From NPR and WB Easy Chicago, this is... wait, don't tell me the NPR news quiz. |
| 0:11.0 | Hey there, Charlie. |
| 0:12.6 | Step into my chocolate factory. |
| 0:15.1 | I'm Billy Wonka, Bill Curtis, and here is your host, coming to you from the bottom of |
| 0:21.0 | a well he fell into weeks ago and just didn't bother to come out. |
| 0:26.3 | He just say, go! |
| 0:28.3 | Thank you, Bill, and thanks to our fake audience, which this week is just Jerry Falwell, |
| 0:34.3 | Jr. watching his wife studying figures with their business associate. |
| 0:38.8 | We are very glad to be with you all after our very relaxing break, which we spent staring |
| 0:44.6 | at the walls until our jobs started up again. |
| 0:47.6 | Later on, we're going to be talking to SNL cast members Cessily Strong, who's better |
| 0:51.3 | at pretending to be Donald Trump's wife than Donald Trump's wife is. |
| 0:55.5 | But first, it's your turn to impersonate somebody who |
| 0:58.1 | cares about winning a voicemail message. |
| 1:00.2 | Give us a call. |
| 1:01.2 | The number is 1-triple-8. |
| 1:02.2 | Wait, wait. |
| 1:03.2 | That's 1-888-924-8924. |
| 1:04.2 | Hi, you're on Weight Weight Don't Tell Me. |
| 1:06.7 | Hi, I'm Martin from Nashville, North Carolina. |
| 1:09.2 | I love Asheville, North Carolina, one of my favorite places. |
| 1:12.8 | And unlike a lot of people who live in Asheville, you sound like you're from there. |
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