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The Bert Show

Keity Tried To Do Something Nice For Another Bert Show Member And Got STRANDED!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

NO good deed goes unpunished! Producer Keity knows this from experience. She tried to do something nice for another Bert Show member and got stranded for HOURS. She'll explain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue, you know, I feel like just being a hair volumble this morning.

0:03.8

It's in radio, they tell you, you know what, you got to relate to the young people, the

0:07.4

young people, the young people.

0:09.0

I'm talking about age, I'm talking about getting older, think about the young people.

0:14.3

Well, young people are listening to podcasts and Spotify.

0:18.7

We've already lost them.

0:20.7

That's not true.

0:21.7

We have a podcast, we're on Spotify.

0:23.7

That's true.

0:24.7

Yeah, they're just not listening live to the radio.

0:26.6

Okay.

0:27.6

That's fair.

0:28.6

So I'm going against the green.

0:29.6

Okay.

0:30.6

First of all, the lighting in the bathrooms here has to change.

0:34.2

It's just those fluorescent D kind of lights and the ones in the elevator also just really

0:39.6

make you feel like crap in the morning when you're looking at yourself, right?

0:42.4

It's pretty brutal.

0:43.4

It's brutal, right?

0:44.4

I thought I got uglier when I moved here.

0:46.4

It's the lights.

0:47.4

It's not me.

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