Keity's Mom Will Tell You If Your Relationship Is Gonna Work Out

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🗓️ 5 October 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Our producer Keity's mom has an uncanny ability - she can read someone and tell you all about them, JUST from a picture. Want her to judge the person you’re dating? Maybe she can save you some time and tell you if the relationship is gonna work out before you even go on a date! Send a photo of the person you're seeing and tell us how long you’ve been dating below! Having trouble with the form below? Try it here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get it, the virtue.
0:01.5	You know what the problem with dating is?
0:03.9	It takes up too much time.
0:07.3	Before you realize that, I am never gonna hang out with this person ever again.
0:14.0	Or you go on a couple of dates and now you're, what?
0:16.9	And a couple of dates, you're eight hours into this relationship, right?
0:21.1	And then you realize, ain't no way.
0:24.8	Time is the most precious thing we have, right?
0:27.5	So what if?
0:29.9	We could tell you if this is gonna work out before you even go out with the person.
0:36.4	Or if you've just gone on one date and you wondering, you're wondering if this has legs
0:40.2	to go any further.
0:41.2	I don't even think you need to go on the one date.
0:43.0	Really?
0:44.0	I don't think.
0:45.0	Let's turn it on over to our producer Katie whose mom is a magician.
0:48.3	She is.
0:49.3	She has a gift.
0:50.3	She does.
0:51.3	Magicians use tricks in a slide of ice.
0:54.3	She has a superpower.
0:55.3	There you go.
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