Keity Changed Our Lives + Update: One Of Us Needs A Life Redo With This Rude Mechanic
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🗓️ 10 August 2022
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue our producer Katie was totally disrespected at a tire shop didn't act the way that she |
| 0:07.0 | wanted to. So we're going to redo this thing here in just one second. Before we get into |
| 0:11.6 | that, though, Katie, I got to tell you, change my life. How so? Yeah, freaking changed my life. |
| 0:17.0 | And it's very rare that somebody will tell me something and I will completely change my routine |
| 0:23.6 | based off that one thing happened years ago. Adam Murphy, who is an investigative reporter for |
| 0:30.9 | a local TV station, CBS 46 once told me that, hey, man, we just did this whole report on fruit |
| 0:39.0 | in drinks and restaurants and restaurants, mostly at bars really. And he's like, don't ever |
| 0:45.9 | put fruit in your drink. There's so much bacteria on it. I mean, it comes from the farm into the |
| 0:51.1 | truck into the bar and a lot of times, most times they don't wash it. So if you put like fruit in |
| 0:58.0 | your drink, you're you're just putting all sorts of nastiness in your mouth. Never had fruit in my |
| 1:04.4 | drink ever again. This coming from the guy who just drunk parking lot water. |
| 1:11.7 | The irony is not lost. There was no fruit in it. |
| 1:15.4 | Okay. She didn't put a lot. She didn't put 11 and no orange lights. Katie the other day |
| 1:24.1 | brought to the attention of Mo and I about the closed toilet seat. Will you reset that because |
| 1:31.3 | it has changed my life and the way I do things in a bathroom. So Mo and I were having a conversation |
| 1:37.4 | on the pot on his podcast in the moment and we were talking about basically toothbrush covers. |
| 1:41.9 | And if you have your toothbrush covered in the bathroom because of germs and stuff like that, |
| 1:46.4 | don't you want it to breathe though? Your toothbrush. Yeah. So we can like air out. |
| 1:50.5 | I'm just going to breathe in booty particles. |
| 1:55.3 | Which led to the to the topic of do you keep your toilet seat open or closed and when you flush |
| 2:02.2 | and so Mo was basically saying that he keeps it open. I was like, when you do that's disgusting |
| 2:06.8 | because you're flushing all those particles and they're getting all the air and they're going |
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