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The Bert Show

Keity Changed Our Lives + Guy Has a Weird Laugh

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The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2022

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

In episode 124 of "In the Moement," there was a debate about covering your toothbrush at home. This debate led to another conversation Moe wasn't prepared for. Do you close your toilet lid or not? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The bird show our producer Katie was totally disrespected at a tire shop did an act the way that she wanted to so we're gonna redo this thing here in just one second

0:10.4

Before we get into that though Katie, I gotta tell you change my life. How so yeah freaking changed my life

0:16.6

And it's very rare that somebody will tell me something and I will completely change my routine

0:23.5

based off that one thing happen years ago

0:26.6

Adam Murphy who is an investigative reporter for a local TV station CBS 46 once told me that

0:34.2

Hey, man, we just did this whole

0:36.6

report on fruit

0:38.6

in drinks and

0:41.1

restaurants bars at restaurants mostly a bars really and he's like don't ever put fruit in your drink

0:47.0

There's so much bacteria on it. I mean it comes from the farm into the truck into the bar and a lot of times

0:53.9

Most times they don't wash it. So if you put like fruit in your drink your

0:59.9

You're just putting all sorts of nastiness in your mouth never have fruit in my drink ever again

1:06.4

This coming from the guy who just drunk parking lot water

1:11.7

The irony is not lost

1:13.7

There was no fruit in it

1:17.4

Okay, she didn't put a lot

1:20.4

No orange life

1:21.9

Katie the other day

1:24.2

brought to the attention of Mo and I about the closed toilet seat will you reset that because it has changed my life and the way I do things in a bathroom

1:35.6

So Mo and I were having a conversation on the pot on his podcast in the moment and we were talking about basically toothbrush covers

1:42.0

And if you have your toothbrush covered in the bathroom because of germs and stuff like that

1:46.6

Don't you want it to breathe though?

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