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Welcome to the Eric Matex Show.

It's the show that Mark Twain once called Smarter and Blue J. What can talk possum and faster than a naked fat man riding a bolt of lightning.

So here's your bank's fucking home spun host, Eric Matex.

Hey folks, welcome to the Eric Matex Show. It is Monday as I'm told by my handlers and we've got a special guest immediately to begin the week. His name is Keith Getty.

My friend Keith, what are you doing here?

I'm in hiding in Nashville. I'm talking to you on a computer. I'm you're looking well, Eric. You're looking healthy.

I was long as I fooled you. Let me ask you, what is this incredible thing you're doing tomorrow night? I mean, I heard about it and I said, we've got to get you on you. You're the man to tell my audience about this because it sounds like we're trying to make the best of this bizarre time in our history.

This is like our blitz, you know, for those of us who are alive to remember World War II. So we're trying to make the best of it and it sounds like you and your lovely wife.

In fact, all your wives are making the best of it. So tell us about it.

We're going to hold a bunch of wives. Yeah. So, so we're having St. Patrick's Day with 2 2 2, you see, I go, I was in a mood the whole day and my wife was having to try and encourage me and stop me and eventually dinner time she goes, Keith, I think Christmas has been the worst in Patrick's Day of my life.

What do you say to an Irish guy in St. Patrick's Day? An aquarium thing. It's like a joke, do you know what I mean? And she goes, let's do a him sing. And I said, okay, she goes, why would we put him in first time live in case people want to sing along?

I said, okay, let me translate for my English speaking audience.

Let's do a him sing. Correct. And why don't we put it on Facebook live so everyone can sing along?

Don't let go of that wife. This sounds like the perfect wife to have when you're down on a St. Patrick's Day. This sounds like an amazing idea. So what happens, sir?

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